Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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