New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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