We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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