For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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