Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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