I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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