Dual....:-)
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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