pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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