drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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