i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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