well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just found puke in my bra..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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