HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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