You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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