went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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