I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So gin and wine won't be happening again
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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