at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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