I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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