Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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