***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Everyone says I win the strip club
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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