I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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