Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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