we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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