When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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