My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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