I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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