after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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