I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
