Fine. I'll sleep in my office
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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