That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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