Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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