oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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