Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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