Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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