Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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