Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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