I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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