they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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