Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
