is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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