Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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