But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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