your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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