Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
