Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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