Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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