So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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