He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My vagina just clenched in fear
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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