WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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