Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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