Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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