I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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