So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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