How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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