If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
The air taste purple.
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